There once was an American man-man traveling to Whole Foods for some avocados, when the battery in his earth-saving bicycle exploded.  His iPhone was damaged and he was laying in the ditch with a minor booboo, and a bruised ego, wanting to die.  It so happened that Bernie Sanders was walking by and seeing the man-boy lying there he crossed to the other side.  Elizabeth Warren also passed by, she stopped and took a few selfies so she could blame it on the Republicans, and then kept walking.  Then a Christian passed by and when he saw the man-boy he felt deep pity.  He kneeled down an put a band-aid on the booboo.  Then he put the man-boy and his melted scooter in his truck and took them to church.  He fixed the man-boy’s scooter and left him at the Church so he could become a real man.  The next day the American woke up and decided to press charges against the Christian, accusing him of sabotaging his ride and physically assaulting him by daring to touch him.  He further sued the Church for daring to believe that he shouldn’t have sex with his scooter.  After about 5 years they all settled out of court, it cost the Christian about $10,000 and the Church the same.  The American was last seen telling the story of his victimhood on CNN.

Now, why do you think that Millennials have no neighbors?

The Parable of the Good Samaritan, 1575. Francesco Bassano.